amused Music: Time of the Season - Zombies Reading: Zombie Survival GuideI posted this on Plinky first, but it was so hilarious that I had to put it on here too. 
I’m too lazy to link my Plinky profile here, though I’ll try and figure it out eventually. As you can see, I really have thought about this. Why else would I join a group on Facebook that states “The Hardest Part of a Zombie Apocalypse Will be Pretending I’m Not Excited”?
And yes, I am procrastinating.
Shopping malls? We don’t need no stinkin’ shopping malls!
First things first, pack some heat. See also: The Zombie Survival Guide that I am fully reading right now and feeling v. smart about pending zombie DOOM.
Stage two: Get my dog, get into my Dad’s truck and go to Home Depot. Kill orange-aproned zombies for building supplies. Watch for orange blood.
Step three: Scoot on down to Super Walmart. Barricade doors using consolidation of Home Depot and Walmart supplies. Maintain electricity by any means necessary, for maintenance of food stores, and potential elimination of said zombies with barbed wire fence that will be spread around perimeter of store, and hot wired for amusing yet satisfying death by electrical shock. Assess other survivors and watch for zombie-like movements. Eliminate.
Final stage: Ride it out.
?: “What would you do during the zombie apocalypse?“
The less that can be said about me, the better.
